It’s that time of year kiddies…time for pop up Halloween stores to take over abandoned Office Max stores and inundate Manhattan with costumes galore. Whilst waiting to meet a friend at the Kips Bay Loews to see a showing of District 9, I stumbled into one such store and spotted more than enough regalia to scare the bejesus out of me. Including a ton of sneaky penis-related costumes meant to be funny but that really end up making anyone who wears them look like an asshole. And then there’s this gem above. I guess everyone wears these in rehab in order to avoid being sued. Sigh.