You think your kid is the most beautiful thing that has ever come out of a womb. You want to show off your child, build their confidence, bank some college fund cash. So wanna-be show mom brings her kid in for headshots to start his modeling career and the doe-eyed tyke ends up modeling the latest in choking hazards. I’m sad I’ve only collected photos of 3/22 Bling Teeth.

I particularly like how passive this kid is