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My entire life I have admired Ed Emberly for making illustration accessible to just about anyone with 6 fingers (including thumbs) and basic motor skills. Somehow this kid found a way to mess it up!


Seems straight forward enough right?


An admirable but try but still TERRIBLE!  This kid must have terrible parents! Don’t worry it gets much, much better . . .


If it were up to me I’d pick the owl, but I’m not trying to escape challenges in my life especially not this early on. So lets take the easy route.ee042

This looks like a giant pink Jack-o-Lantern with green nipples in its mouth.!  And what is that thing in the bottom corner did this kid actually have to take two tries to suck this bad?


Now for the greasy wax money shot!


Really?  You need two pieces of paper for this horror?  Poor old Ed Emberly.  I can only assume this is some kind of sick joke meant to insult my childhood icon, and I’m left picking up the pieces, again. This kid could have at least drawn the mouth or stuck to one color.  I’ve never seen an orange whale in my life.  Maybe these parents should chill on the acid laced bottle feedings and reexamine their own lives. Sick-os!

Posted by: on April 7th, 2009 | Tagged with: , , , , , | Comments (0)