Roller Boogie – It’s Love on Wheels

This is probably my favorite still from this or any other movie. Ever.

I don’t think any of the characters are on the same page here; he’s daydreaming, she’s annoyed, and the LAPD officer just wants these god damn kids out of the god damn roller rink!

And so the entertainment begins, with mild tension, and two goofball lovers. Keep in mind, the movie hinges on your acceptance of Linda Blair as the hottest girl in Southern California.

Anyone else think the much older man with the curly mustache and pants made for exposing oneself doesn’t belong with these healthy young roller skaters?

Perfect depiction of a girl music nerd s bedroom knickknacks in close up.

I’m utterly fascinated with the hair contraptions Blair sports in this movie, and is it too gouache to mention the effects of bronze lycra on her best friend’s tits?

Well, these women were bound to be shocked sooner or later.

There’s a lot to process when it comes to this duo’s outfit creations. All of it is good.

You can thank this man right now, because I know he just made your day.

This, ladies and gentlemen is your goofball leading man. In all sincerity, I wanted him as a friend, he’s really likable and we could do routines together.

Hello perfectly 1979 bikini top. P.S: Glad she didn’t straighten her hair, it makes me think of Heart in all the best ways.

I was going to applaud the side ponytail when I noticed that it may actually be a side banana clip! Genius and I’m taking it as my own.

We both wore red… you must have “red” my mind.

I know I teased about Linda’s hotness in the top of the post, but I have to admit that she’s as adorable as a kitten here.

That looks about right.

Lens flair boogie.

Four best friends that all dress this good?! Pinch me.

Feeling blue in his favorite blow job tee shirt.

Still feeling blue in his other favorite blow job tee shirt.

I sense a finale.

She ain’t heavy, she’s my mother.