Got this email below today from a one Nishil Patel. I guess he wanted his friend Marcus Smith to read his not-so-strongly worded letter to the Walkers Snack Food corporation for a hair in his crisps. Why can’t we have cool named snack foods over here like “Jimmy Con Carne”?
Nishil Patel
36 Pinkers Mead
Emersons Green
Bristol
BS16 7EF
25th February 2011
Consumers Services Department
Walkers Snack Foods Ltd
PO Box 23
Leicester
LE4 8ZU
Dear Sir/Madam
I enclose with this letter a half eaten packet of your fine flavoured ‘Jimmy
con Carrne’ crisps. Today I was thoroughly enjoying this delicious packet
of crisps. Until fortunately I happened look down up on my next mouthful,
unfortunately my face turned into a sour mess stricken with a look of
disappointment! My eyes were met by a wiry black filamentous biomaterial.
My colleague asked ‘why such a disconcerting look?!’, ‘Eww!’ He says a ‘pube is
it?’.
As you can imagine I was not at all happy with this, firstly it meant I could
not finish Jimmy’s mighty fine tasting chilli flavoured crisps, which I had
been looking forward to all morning with eager anticipation. Secondly the
wave of unhygienic concerns hit me, ‘hair on crisps?’ never I thought! ‘Don’t
they all wear blue hats and tie their hair away?!’
Therefore I felt the need to write to you and inform you of this rare event.
Please examine the packet and I look forward to your response!
Yours sincerely
Nishil Patel
Walkers crisps eater for over 20 years!
Dominik
6:52 pm on
April 30, 2011
Same thing happened to me I was eating cheese and onion and found a hair it had White at the bottom of the hair like a pube hair ? How did it get there?