My first bachelorette party experience left me with a lot of memories and these fine souvenirs. The kind folks at Hunk*Mania translate your US Mint dollars into these just as widely circulated Hunk Bucks. Made of Tyvek for durability, they still bear the stains of many a wild night out. Cant tell if these have been stained with lipstick, cosmo cocktail or shit from the ass of a stripper.
I was purple grapes the year before. Cant remember if it was my mom or i who was lazy in the concept department.
Ye requested and ye shall receive. Enjoy the Obnoxious-Woman-Shopper fantasy from John Norman’s Imaginative Sex. Its a lot less sexy than you thought.
Im so proud to have retained my ticket stub from Michael Jackson’s Memorial. Took my lunch hour at the Chelsea Clearview cinemas to join the rest of the world in mourning. Imagine me crying into my roast beef sandwich while Mariah Carey sings the Jackson 5 hit “I’ll Be There.”
Imaginative Sex with 53 detailed scenarios for sensual fantasies and a revolutionary new guide to male-female relations by John Norman is truly phenomenal. The cover initially grabbed me (enough so that I purchased additional books in the Gor Series, click here for a wonderfully illustrated example of The I-Am-Raped-by-a-Monster Fantasy) but it was, as Wikipedia says it best, the “male-dominant heterosexual BDSM-type sexual fantasy scenarios, and suggested guidelines as to how a couple can act them out in order to improve their sex life” that really made this a fantastic read. The unimaginative chapter titles give you sense enough of the repetitive, sexist themes.
In the rare fantasies that women are given a role of power they are quickly beaten over the head, wrapped in a carpet, raped and/or sold as a slave. I am currently role playing The I-Am-Raped-By-A-Blogger fantasy.