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Mary Blair

Cody — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:11:58 +0000

This is why I got into art when I was little.

Kewl Illoz.

Cody — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:54:20 +0000

Yo check it, I admire work like this but not when people do it now. From my perosnal collection.

This Kid Sucks at ART!

Cody — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:19:47 +0000

My entire life I have admired Ed Emberly for making illustration accessible to just about anyone with 6 fingers (including thumbs) and basic motor skills. Somehow this kid found a way to mess it up!

Seems straight forward enough right?

An admirable but try but still TERRIBLE! This kid must have terrible parents! Don’t worry it gets much, much better . . .

If it were up to me I’d pick the owl, but I’m not trying to escape challenges in my life especially not this early on. So lets take the easy route.

This looks like a giant pink Jack-o-Lantern with green nipples in its mouth.! And what is that thing in the bottom corner did this kid actually have to take two tries to suck this bad?

Now for the greasy wax money shot!

Really? You need two pieces of paper for this horror? Poor old Ed Emberly. I can only assume this is some kind of sick joke meant to insult my childhood icon, and I’m left picking up the pieces, again. This kid could have at least drawn the mouth or stuck to one color. I’ve never seen an orange whale in my life. Maybe these parents should chill on the acid laced bottle feedings and reexamine their own lives. Sick-os!

Ice cold Pucci!

Cody — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:33:12 +0000

Evidently high fashion looked to leisure activities such as skiing and tennis for inspiration, with utterly disturbing results. Pucci, who I have always admired for their tessellation design and criticized for their poor implementation of said repeats, was a major culprit in this odd abstraction of rich people fun.

150$ in 1979 was a lot for a ski suit. About 875$ in 2009 using the Relative GDP Calculator. Let’s be realistic though, I’d pay any amount to ski near that fella, yowza!

What is a Juggalo?

Cody — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:25:45 +0000

I grew up in the 90’s but not like this. The Insane Clown Posse is like right-wing bible bumping, trailer rap and I love it. What is a Juggalo?

/What is a juggalo? /He just dont care./He might try to put a weave in his nut hair./

HELLO. . .kitty.

Cody — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:43:43 +0000

There comes a very special time in every basement dwellers life when he or she decides they should readjust to the sunlight outside of their Mother’s house and visit the local ComicCon.

This says it all.. but only sometimes . .

Unless you are wearing a mask this says “it” all, all of the time. Hi, Hello.

Evidently I’m not the only person that can say hello creatively. You can see a lot more these images at HelloKittyHell